Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd November 2016

Dilbert//10063, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 2nd November 2016

Topper Signs Document

Tags

one-up, best, competition, deception, trick, signature

Official transcript

Topper. Dilbert: I once signed my entire first name to a document. Topper: That's nothing! Watch me sign my entire full name to that document! Dilbert: Sometimes you can be predictable. Topper: That's nothing! I don't even have free will!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I ONCE SIGNED MY ENTIRE FIRST NAME TO A DOCUMENT.

THAT'S NOTHING!

WATCH ME SIGN MY ENTIRE FULL NAME TO THAT DOCUMENT!

SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE PREDICTABLE.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I DON'T EVEN HAVE FREE WILL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Power of Prediction"

Summary:

This comic strip from the 'Dilbert' series features a conversation between a man and a topper, where the topper is asked to sign his full name to a document. The topper responds with a humorous and unexpected twist, stating that he doesn't even have free will. The conversation continues, with the man attempting to clarify the situation, but the topper remains uncooperative. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of free will and the power of prediction, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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