Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd November 2016

Dilbert//10063, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 2nd November 2016

Topper Signs Document

Tags

one-up, best, competition, deception, trick, signature

Official transcript

Topper. Dilbert: I once signed my entire first name to a document. Topper: That's nothing! Watch me sign my entire full name to that document! Dilbert: Sometimes you can be predictable. Topper: That's nothing! I don't even have free will!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER I ONCE SIGNED MY ENTIRE FIRST NAME TO A DOCUMENT.

THAT'S NOTHING!

WATCH ME SIGN MY ENTIRE FULL NAME TO THAT DOCUMENT!

SOMETIMES YOU CAN BE PREDICTABLE.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I DON'T EVEN HAVE FREE WILL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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