Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th November 2016

Dilbert//10079, first published ten years ago on Friday 18th November 2016

Wally Comes In Early

Tags

schedule, hours, work, trick, deception, leaving early

Official transcript

Wally: Can I come in an hour early tomorrow and leave early? Boss: Yeah, okay. Wally: How about five hours early? Boss: Um... sure. Wally: Let's say eight hours early and you won't even see me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I COME IN AN HOUR EARLY TOMORROW AND LEAVE EARLY?

YEAH, OKAY.

HOW ABOUT FIVE HOURS EARLY?

UM.

SURE.

LET'S SAY EIGHT HOURS EARLY AND YOU WON'T EVEN SEE ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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