Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st November 2016

Dilbert//10082, first published ten years ago on Monday 21st November 2016

Seventeen Hour Flight To Elbonia

Tags

fair, comfort, flying, money, budget, cost, selfish

Official transcript

Dilbert: The flight to Elbonia is seventeen hours. Can I fly business class? Boss: No, because your pain will be temporary, but I won't get my bonus if I go over budget. Try being a team player for once. Dilbert: I didn't know Satan had a team.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE FLIGHT TO ELBONIA IS SEVENTEEN HOURS. CAN I FLY BUSINESS CLASS?

NO, BECAUSE YOUR PAIN WILL BE TEMPORARY, BUT I WON'T GET MY BONUS IF I GO OVER BUDGET.

TRY BEING A TEAM PLAYER FOR ONCE.

I DIDN'T KNOW SATAN HAD A TEAM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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