Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd November 2016

Dilbert//10084, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 23rd November 2016

Turn Down Service

Tags

pun, wordplay, hotel, turn-down

Official transcript

Dilbert: I'd like to decline your turn-down service tonight so I can have some privacy. Voice: We're going to do it anyway. Good luck finding your stuff after we randomly move it. Dilbert: What? You can't do that! I hereby turn down your turn down of your turn-down service! Voice: Say goodbye to your phone charger!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO DECLINE YOUR TURNDOWN SERVICE TONIGHT SO I CAN HAVE SOME PRIVACY.

WERE GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY. GOOD LUCK FINDING YOUR STUFF AFTER WE RANDOMLY MOVE IT.

WHAT?

YOU CANT DO THAT!

I HEREBY TURN DOWN YOUR TURN DOWN OF YOUR TURNDOWN SERVICE!

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PHONE CHARGER!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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