Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th November 2016

Dilbert//10090, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 29th November 2016

Don't Escalate

Tags

managers, laziness, challenge, help

Official transcript

Dilbert: I need to escalate an issue to you. Boss: No. Get it away from me. I don't like issues. Especially the hard ones. Dilbert: Thank you for all the nothing. Boss: Shoo! Go!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO ESCALATE AN ISSUE TO YOU.

NO. GET IT AWAY FROM ME.

I DON'T LIKE ISSUES. ESPECIALLY THE HARD ONES.

THANK YOU FOR ALL THE NOTHING.

SHOO!

GO!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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