Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 8th December 2016

Dilbert//10099, first published ten years ago on Thursday 8th December 2016

Ceo Fixes His Problem

Tags

product safety, danger, battery, recall, cell phone, samsung, media, entertainment, technology

Official transcript

CEO: The press says I need to resign because of our exploding phones fiasco. Dilbert: Maybe you can change their minds by sending the press our new model that doesn't explode. CEO: I already sent them the exploding phones and said it was our new models. Your way left too much to chance.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE PRESS SAYS I NEED TO RESIGN BECAUSE OF OUR EXPLODING PHONES FIASCO.

MAYBE YOU CAN CHANGE THEIR MINDS BY SENDING THE PRESS OUR NEW MODEL THAT DOESN'T EXPLODE.

I ALREADY SENT THEM THE EXPLODING PHONES AND SAID IT WAS OUR NEW MODEL.

YOUR WAY LEFT TOO MUCH TO CHANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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