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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th January 2017

Dilbert//10126, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 4th January 2017

Ruining Dilbert's Flow


Tags

stress, deadline, work load, multitask, compensation, money


Official transcript

Boss: I'm giving you another software project to work on at the same time as your main project. Dilbert: That will ruin my flow. It will take too long to reset my brain when I switch between projects. Boss: Have you tried working longer hours without extra pay? Dilbert: Yes I have!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM GIVING YOU ANOTHER SOFTWARE PROJECT TO WORK ON AT THE SAME TIME AS YOUR MAIN PROJECT.

THAT WILL RUIN MY FLOW. IT WILL TAKE TOO LONG TO RESET MY BRAIN WHEN I SWITCH BETWEEN PROJECTS.

HAVE YOU TRIED WORKING LONGER HOURS WITHOUT EXTRA PAY?

YES I HAVE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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