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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 6th January 2017

Dilbert//10128, first published nine years ago on Friday 6th January 2017

It Sounded Like Feng Shui


Tags

managers, obliviousness, distraction, attention


Official transcript

Boss: Why haven't you finished writing the software? Dilbert: Because each of your interruptions took me out of the zone and turned a simple task into a nightmare. Catbert: What did he mean by that? Boss: It sounded like some sort of feng shui.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY HAVENT YOU FINISHED WRITING THE SOFTWARE?

BECAUSE EACH OF YOUR INTERRUPTIONS TOOK ME OUT OF THE ZONE AND TURNED A SIMPLE TASK INTO A NIGHTMARE.

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?

IT SOUNDED LIKE SOME SORT OF FENG SHUI.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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