Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th January 2017

Dilbert//10130, first published nine years ago on Sunday 8th January 2017

Tags

human, human nature, arguing, argument, social media, logic, critic, troll, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: If we move this button to here, people are more likely to see it. Man: Ha ha! OMG. LOL. So you think every person in the universe is blind? I can't wait to tell everyone that Dilbert thinks people have no eyes. The pure craziness of what you are saying is mid-boggling. Do you have any scientific proof that moving that button would not cause a nuclear holocaust? Dilbert: Everything you just said is dumb and unproductive, and I hate every molecule in your useless body. What's wrong with people? Dogbert: I keep tell you, it's everything.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF WE MOVE THIS BUTTON TO HERE, PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKELY TO SEE IT.

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OMG. LOL.

SO YOU THINK EVERY PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE IS BLIND?

I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE THAT DILBERT THINKS PEOPLE HAVE NO EYES.

THE PURE CRAZINESS OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS MIND- BOGGLING DO YOU HAVE ANY SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT MOVING THAT BUTTON WOULD NOT CAUSE A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST?

EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS DUMB AND UNPRODUCTIVE, AND I HATE EVERY MOLECULE IN YOUR USELESS BODY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

I KEEP TELLING YOU, IT'S EVERYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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