Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th January 2017

Dilbert//10130, first published nine years ago on Sunday 8th January 2017

Tags

human, human nature, arguing, argument, social media, logic, critic, troll, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert: If we move this button to here, people are more likely to see it. Man: Ha ha! OMG. LOL. So you think every person in the universe is blind? I can't wait to tell everyone that Dilbert thinks people have no eyes. The pure craziness of what you are saying is mid-boggling. Do you have any scientific proof that moving that button would not cause a nuclear holocaust? Dilbert: Everything you just said is dumb and unproductive, and I hate every molecule in your useless body. What's wrong with people? Dogbert: I keep tell you, it's everything.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF WE MOVE THIS BUTTON TO HERE, PEOPLE ARE MORE LIKELY TO SEE IT.

!

OMG. LOL.

SO YOU THINK EVERY PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE IS BLIND?

I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL EVERYONE THAT DILBERT THINKS PEOPLE HAVE NO EYES.

THE PURE CRAZINESS OF WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS MIND- BOGGLING DO YOU HAVE ANY SCIENTIFIC PROOF THAT MOVING THAT BUTTON WOULD NOT CAUSE A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST?

EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID IS DUMB AND UNPRODUCTIVE, AND I HATE EVERY MOLECULE IN YOUR USELESS BODY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

I KEEP TELLING YOU, IT'S EVERYTHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Pure Craziness of What You Are Saying Is Mind-Boggling"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character named Dilbert, who is known for his sarcastic and humorous take on office life. In this particular strip, Dilbert is engaged in a conversation with his coworkers, who are discussing the idea that every person in the universe is blind.

• Dilbert's Response: Dilbert responds to the idea by stating that it is "mind-boggling" and that he cannot wait to tell everyone that Dilbert thinks people have no eyes.
• Coworker's Response: One of his coworkers asks if he has any scientific proof that moving that button would not cause a nuclear holocaust.
• Dilbert's Response: Dilbert responds by saying that everything he just said is dumb and unproductive, and that he hates every molecule in his useless body.
• Coworker's Response: The coworker asks what's wrong with people, and Dilbert responds by saying that he keeps telling them that it's everything.

Overall: The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of office conversations and the tendency for people to say outrageous things without thinking them through. It also highlights Dilbert's sarcastic personality and his tendency to respond to situations in a humorous and ironic way.

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