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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st January 2017

Dilbert//10143, first published nine years ago on Saturday 21st January 2017

Secret Red File


Tags

work ethic, laziness, deception, con, stalemate, bluffing, forgetful


Official transcript

Boss: What did you accomplish this month? Wally: I made a lot of progress on the secret red file project that you gave me. Boss: Remind me what project that is. Wally: You made me promise I wouldn't tell you.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT DID YOU ACCOMPLISH THIS MONTH?

I MADE A LOT OF PROGRESS ON THE SECRET RED FILE PROJECT THAT YOU GAVE ME.

REMIND ME WHAT PROJECT THAT IS.

YOU MADE ME PROMISE I WOULDN T TELL YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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