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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th January 2017

Dilbert//10149, first published nine years ago on Friday 27th January 2017

Boss Tweets Fake News


Tags

conversation, mobile (cell) phones, talk, window


Official transcript

The department of education asked us to talk to you about all of your tweeting.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION ASKED US TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT ALL OF YOUR TWEETING.

YOU TWEETED SO MUCH FAKE NEWS THAT THE AVERAGE I.Q. IN THE COUNTRY PLUNGED SEVEN POINTS.

THAT DOESN'T HURT ANYONE.

YOU TWEETED "SEAT BELTS ARE DESIGNED TO STRANGLE SURVIVORS SO THEY WON'T SUE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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