Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 12th February 2017

Dilbert//10165, first published nine years ago on Sunday 12th February 2017

Tags

wages, salary, secret, anger, compensation, money, unfair

Official transcript

Catbert: You left a speadsheet with everyone salary in the copier. Boss: Oops. Catbert: By now, every employee has seen it. Boss: Should I be worried that it will lower morale? Catbert: No, I wouldn't worry about that. I would worry about heads exploding when they find out Wally has the highest pay in the department. Noise: Pow!!! Catbert: It's going to be a long week. Boss: Would you mind kicking that angry eyeball into the trash?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU LEFT A SPREADSHEET WITH EVERYONE'S SALARY IN THE COPIER.

OOPS.

BY NOW, EVERY EMPLOYEE HAS SEEN IT.

SHOULD I BE WORRIED THAT IT WILL LOWER MORALE?

NO, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT.

I WOULD WORRY ABOUT HEADS EXPLODING WHEN THEY FIND OUT WALLY HAS THE HIGHEST PAY IN THE DEPARTMENT.

POW!!!

IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG WEEK.

WOULD YOU MIND KICKING THAT ANGRY EYEBALL INTO THE TRASH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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