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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th February 2017

Dilbert//10168, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 15th February 2017

Resources Complain


Tags

leadership, language, jargon, manager


Official transcript

Man: I want to lodge a complaint against Dilbert. He called me a "resource."

I find that offensive. Boss: Then he offended one of the resources. CEO: You're right. He does sound like a natural leader.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT TO LODGE A COMPLAINT AGAINST DILBERT.

HE CALLED ME A "RESOURCE." I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE.

THEN HE OFFENDED ONE OF THE RESOURCES.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE DOES SOUND LIKE A NATURAL LEADER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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