Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th February 2017

Dilbert//10170, first published nine years ago on Friday 17th February 2017

Management Fast Track

Tags

talent, management, potential, frustration

Official transcript

Boss: Dilbert, our CEO asked me to put you on the management fast track. Dilbert: Why does he hate me so much? Boss: He didn't say, but I have a lot of guesses if you want to hear them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

, OUR CEO ASKED ME TO PUT YOU ON THE MANAGEMENT FAST TRACK.

WHY DOES HE HATE ME SO MUCH?

HE DIDN'T SAY, BUT I HAVE A LOT OF GUESSES IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hate Me So Much?"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, and his boss, a man with a red shirt and a lanyard. The conversation unfolds as follows:

• Dilbert's boss asks him to put the CEO on the management fast track.
• Dilbert responds, "Why does he hate me so much?"
• His boss replies, "He didn't say, but I have a lot of guesses if you want to hear them."

This exchange is characteristic of the Dilbert comic strip, known for its humorous portrayal of office life and corporate culture.

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