Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th February 2017

Dilbert//10178, first published nine years ago on Saturday 25th February 2017

Wally Is Born For The Job

Tags

legacy, system, laziness, perfect job, goals, ambition

Official transcript

Boss: I need to set some goals for you. Wally: My job is to maintain the legacy system. My only goal is to avoid accidentally upgrading it. Boss: And how's that going? Wally: I don't like to brag, but I was born for this job.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO SET SOME GOALS FOR YOU.

MY JOB IS TO MAINTAIN THE LEGACY SYSTEM.

MY ONLY GOAL IS TO AVOID ACCIDENTALLY UPGRADING IT.

AND HOW'S THAT GOING?

I DON'T LIKE TO BRAG, BUT I WAS BORN FOR THIS JOB.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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