Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 14th March 2017

Dilbert//10195, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 14th March 2017

Can't Take Vacation

Tags

company policy, catch-22, rules, exception

Official transcript

Dilbert: Our policy says I can't take my vacation until I complete all of my mandatory training. I can't take the fax safety class because it no longer exists. Can you make a policy exception for me? Boss: Okay, I won't force you to take a vacation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR POLICY SAYS I CAN'T TAKE MY VACATION UNTIL I COMPLETE ALL OF MY MANDATORY TRAINING.

I CAN'T TAKE THE FAX SAFETY CLASS BECAUSE IT NO LONGER EXISTS.

CAN YOU MAKE A POLICY EXCEPTION FOR ME?

OKAY, I WON'T FORCE YOU TO TAKE A VACATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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