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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th March 2017

Dilbert//10197, first published nine years ago on Thursday 16th March 2017

's Vacation Was Tragic


Tags

vacation, work, workload, work ethic


Official transcript

Wally: How was your vacation? Dilbert: Tragic. All I did was stay home and watch my personal hygiene decline while my workload here piled up. Wally: You just described my perfect day.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HOW WAS YOUR VACATION?

TRAGIC.

ALL I DID WAS STAY HOME AND WATCH MY PERSONAL HYGIENE DECLINE WHILE MY WORKLOAD HERE PILED UP.

YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY PERFECT DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Perfect Day"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with his job.
  • In this particular strip, Dilbert is asked about his vacation by a coworker.
  • Dilbert responds that it was "tragic" and that he spent the entire time at home, watching his personal hygiene decline while his workload piled up.
  • The coworker is amused by Dilbert's description of his perfect day, implying that Dilbert's idea of a perfect day is actually a nightmare for most people.

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