Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th March 2017

Dilbert//10200, first published nine years ago on Sunday 19th March 2017

Tags

communication, mumbling, speech, understanding

Official transcript

Dilbert: What's the URL for the test site? Boss: Ask Amy. Dilbert; Amy is a mumbler. I can't understand a word she says. Boss; Just ask her to speak up. Dilbert: I've tried that. All she does is mumble louder. And whenever I ask her a question by email, she answers the wrong question. If the only person who knows the URL for the test site is Amy, we probably need to build a new site and tell someone else the URL. Amy might be the most useless employee in the entire company. Wally: Can you teach me to mumble? Amy: Mumble, mumble, mumble. Narrator: Get your own system.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE URL FOR THE TEST SITE?

ASK AMY.

AMY IS A MUMBLER.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE SAYS.

JUST ASK HER TO SPEAK UP.

IVE TRIED THAT.

ALL SHE DOES IS MUMBLE LOUDER.

AND WHENEVER I ASK HER A QUESTION BY EMAIL, SHE ANSWERS THE WRONG QUESTION.

IF THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THE URL FOR THE TEST SITE IS AMY, WE PROBABLY NEED TO BUILD A NEW SITE AND TELL SOMEONE ELSE THE URL.

AMY MIGHT BE THE MOST USELESS EMPLOYEE IN THE ENTIRE COMPANY.

CAN YOU TEACH ME TO MUMBLE?

MUMBLE, MUMBLE.

MUMBLE. GET YOUR OWN SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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