Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th March 2017

Dilbert//10200, first published nine years ago on Sunday 19th March 2017

Tags

communication, mumbling, speech, understanding

Official transcript

Dilbert: What's the URL for the test site? Boss: Ask Amy. Dilbert; Amy is a mumbler. I can't understand a word she says. Boss; Just ask her to speak up. Dilbert: I've tried that. All she does is mumble louder. And whenever I ask her a question by email, she answers the wrong question. If the only person who knows the URL for the test site is Amy, we probably need to build a new site and tell someone else the URL. Amy might be the most useless employee in the entire company. Wally: Can you teach me to mumble? Amy: Mumble, mumble, mumble. Narrator: Get your own system.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE URL FOR THE TEST SITE?

ASK AMY.

AMY IS A MUMBLER.

I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD SHE SAYS.

JUST ASK HER TO SPEAK UP.

IVE TRIED THAT.

ALL SHE DOES IS MUMBLE LOUDER.

AND WHENEVER I ASK HER A QUESTION BY EMAIL, SHE ANSWERS THE WRONG QUESTION.

IF THE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWS THE URL FOR THE TEST SITE IS AMY, WE PROBABLY NEED TO BUILD A NEW SITE AND TELL SOMEONE ELSE THE URL.

AMY MIGHT BE THE MOST USELESS EMPLOYEE IN THE ENTIRE COMPANY.

CAN YOU TEACH ME TO MUMBLE?

MUMBLE, MUMBLE.

MUMBLE. GET YOUR OWN SYSTEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Get Your Own System"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2012, revolves around a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his coworker, Amy, who is portrayed as a mumbler. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking Amy about the URL for the test site, but she responds in a way that is difficult to understand. Dilbert's attempts to clarify the situation are met with further confusion, leading to a series of miscommunications and misunderstandings.

Key Points:

• Dilbert asks Amy about the URL for the test site.
• Amy responds in a way that is difficult to understand.
• Dilbert tries to clarify the situation, but Amy's responses only add to the confusion.
• The conversation devolves into a series of miscommunications and misunderstandings.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of communicating effectively in a workplace setting.

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