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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th March 2017

Dilbert//10208, first published nine years ago on Monday 27th March 2017

Ambitious Men


Tags

dating, rude, honesty, ambition, insult, relationships


Official transcript

Woman: I like ambitious men. Are you ambitious? Dilbert: Not especially. For example, I settled for dating you. Woman: That's a terrible thing to say. Dilbert: You're the one who brought it up.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I LIKE AMBITIOUS MEN. ARE YOU AMBITIOUS?

NOT ESPECIALLY.

FOR EXAMPLE, I SETTLED FOR DATING YOU.

THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY.

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT IT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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