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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st April 2017

Dilbert//10233, first published nine years ago on Friday 21st April 2017

Virtual Vr And Jail Program


Tags

virtual reality, cubicle, office, torture


Official transcript

Dilbert: As you requested, I wrote a VR program that makes users feel as if they are in cubicles. I put only your name on the credits because I expect an angry mob to kill whoever created it. I also wrote a VR jail program in case you want to be in protective custody. Boss: I might need that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, I WROTE A VR PROGRAM THAT MAKES USERS FEEL AS IF THEY ARE IN CUBICLES.

I PUT ONLY YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS BECAUSE I EXPECT AN ANGRY MOB TO KILL WHOEVER CREATED IT.

I ALSO WROTE A VR JAIL PROGRAM IN CASE YOU WANT TO BE IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY.

I MIGHT NEED THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "VR Program"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, engaging in a conversation with another character. The conversation revolves around a Virtual Reality (VR) program that Dilbert has created, which allows users to feel as if they are in cubicles.

  • First Panel: Dilbert explains that his VR program makes users feel as if they are in cubicles.
  • Second Panel: He reveals that he put only his name on the credits because he expects an angry mob to kill whoever created it.
  • Third Panel: Dilbert mentions that he also wrote a VR jail program in case users want to be in protective custody.
  • Fourth Panel: He jokingly asks if the other character needs that.

The comic strip is humorous and satirical, poking fun at the idea of VR technology and the potential consequences of creating such a program. It also highlights Dilbert's creative and somewhat dark sense of humor.

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