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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 21st April 2017

Dilbert//10233, first published nine years ago on Friday 21st April 2017

Virtual Vr And Jail Program


Tags

virtual reality, cubicle, office, torture


Official transcript

Dilbert: As you requested, I wrote a VR program that makes users feel as if they are in cubicles. I put only your name on the credits because I expect an angry mob to kill whoever created it. I also wrote a VR jail program in case you want to be in protective custody. Boss: I might need that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AS YOU REQUESTED, I WROTE A VR PROGRAM THAT MAKES USERS FEEL AS IF THEY ARE IN CUBICLES.

I PUT ONLY YOUR NAME ON THE CREDITS BECAUSE I EXPECT AN ANGRY MOB TO KILL WHOEVER CREATED IT.

I ALSO WROTE A VR JAIL PROGRAM IN CASE YOU WANT TO BE IN PROTECTIVE CUSTODY.

I MIGHT NEED THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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