Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th May 2017

Dilbert//10267, first published nine years ago on Thursday 25th May 2017

Normals Are Dispensible

Tags

superiority, microchip, nanotechnology, brain, thinking, superhuman

Official transcript

Boss: I'm putting Randy on your project. He has a microchip embedded in his brain. So ignore whatever your inferior brain tells you to do and just listen to Randy. Dilbert: Doesn't that make me dispensable? Boss: We'll talk about Phase 2 later.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM PUTTING RANDY ON YOUR PROJECT. HE HAS A MICROCHIP EMBEDDED IN HIS BRAIN.

SO IGNORE WHATEVER YOUR INFERIOR BRAIN TELLS YOU TO DO AND JUST LISTEN TO RANDY.

WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ME DISPENSABLE?

WELL TALK ABOUT PHASE 2 LATER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Randy's Microchip"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Randy, a colleague who has a microchip embedded in his brain. The conversation begins with the speaker expressing skepticism about Randy's claims, stating that he has a microchip in his brain. Randy responds by ignoring the speaker's inferior brain and emphasizing that he listens to his own brain instead.

The speaker then asks Randy if the microchip makes him dispensable, to which Randy replies that they will discuss phase 2 later. The conversation concludes with the speaker expressing surprise at Randy's response, implying that the speaker is unsure about the nature of Randy's microchip and its potential implications.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.