Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th May 2017

Dilbert//10267, first published nine years ago on Thursday 25th May 2017

Normals Are Dispensible

Tags

superiority, microchip, nanotechnology, brain, thinking, superhuman

Official transcript

Boss: I'm putting Randy on your project. He has a microchip embedded in his brain. So ignore whatever your inferior brain tells you to do and just listen to Randy. Dilbert: Doesn't that make me dispensable? Boss: We'll talk about Phase 2 later.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM PUTTING RANDY ON YOUR PROJECT. HE HAS A MICROCHIP EMBEDDED IN HIS BRAIN.

SO IGNORE WHATEVER YOUR INFERIOR BRAIN TELLS YOU TO DO AND JUST LISTEN TO RANDY.

WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ME DISPENSABLE?

WELL TALK ABOUT PHASE 2 LATER

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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