Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th May 2017

Dilbert//10269, first published nine years ago on Saturday 27th May 2017

Cyborg Makes Wally Unnecessary

Tags

automation, cyborg, technology, work ethic

Official transcript

Randy: I am using the microchip in my brain to plan the entire project. Okay... done. The rest of you can go back to your cubicles and continue doing nothing. Wally: I spent my entire life getting ready for this sort of future and it's going down easy.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM USING THE MICROCHIP IN MY BRAIN TO PLAN THE ENTIRE PROJECT.

OKAY...

DONE.

THE REST OF YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR CUBICLES AND CONTINUE DOING NOTHING.

I SPENT MY ENTIRE LIFE GETTING READY FOR THIS SORT OF FUTURE AND IT'S GOING DOWN EASY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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