Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th May 2017

Dilbert//10271, first published nine years ago on Monday 29th May 2017

Dogbert Gives Wally A Prescription

Tags

medicine, excuse, doctor, laziness, medical

Official transcript

Wally: I keep falling asleep during meetings. Dogbert: Your problem is that you're useless. I'll give you a doctor's note that says you can sleep during meetings. Wally: You're the best doctor ever. Dogbert: Tell that to the tip jar in the lobby.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KEEP FALLING ASLEEP DURING MEETINGS.

YOUR PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE USELESS.

I'LL GIVE YOU A DOCTOR'S NOTE THAT SAYS YOU CAN SLEEP DURING MEETINGS.

YOU'RE THE BEST DOCTOR EVER.

TELL THAT TO THE TIP JAR IN THE LOBBY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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