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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th June 2017

Dilbert//10285, first published nine years ago on Monday 12th June 2017

Don't Make Eye Contact With Ceo


Tags

presentation, public speaking, nervous, anxious, fear


Official transcript

Asok: I'm nervous because I need to make a presentation to our CEO. Do you have any advice? Wally: Don't make eye contact with him. He hates that. Asok: You have made things far worse! Wally: He also flies into a rage when he hears the word "the."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE A PRESENTATION TO OUR CEO. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.

HE HATES THAT.

YOU HAVE MADE THINGS FAR WORSE!

HE ALSO FLIES INTO A RAGE WHEN HE HEARS THE WORD "THE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Eye Contact"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a green shirt, engaging in a conversation with another man. The conversation begins with Dilbert asking for advice on making a presentation to their CEO. The second man, who is nervous and has a green shirt, responds by stating that he doesn't make eye contact with the CEO, which the second man hates.

The conversation continues with the second man revealing that he has made things worse by flying into a rage when he hears the word "the". The comic strip concludes with the second man holding a coffee cup and looking frustrated, while Dilbert appears concerned.

Key Takeaways:

  • Dilbert seeks advice on making a presentation to their CEO.
  • The second man shares his dislike of making eye contact with the CEO.
  • The second man reveals his tendency to fly into a rage when hearing the word "the", which has made things worse.

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