Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th June 2017

Dilbert//10285, first published nine years ago on Monday 12th June 2017

Don't Make Eye Contact With Ceo

Tags

presentation, public speaking, nervous, anxious, fear

Official transcript

Asok: I'm nervous because I need to make a presentation to our CEO. Do you have any advice? Wally: Don't make eye contact with him. He hates that. Asok: You have made things far worse! Wally: He also flies into a rage when he hears the word "the."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NERVOUS BECAUSE I NEED TO MAKE A PRESENTATION TO OUR CEO. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

DON'T MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH HIM.

HE HATES THAT.

YOU HAVE MADE THINGS FAR WORSE!

HE ALSO FLIES INTO A RAGE WHEN HE HEARS THE WORD "THE."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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