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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th June 2017

Dilbert//10293, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 20th June 2017

Might Be Colluding


Tags

collusion, trump, russia, rumor, conjecture


Official transcript

CEO: People tell me Dilbert's project is in chaos. Why is that? Boss: Maybe he's been colluding with our Elbonian competitors. But that's just a guess. CEO: I can't unhear that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PEOPLE TELL ME DILBERT'S PROJECT IS IN CHAOS. WHY IS THAT?

MAYBE HE'S BEEN COLLUDING WITH OUR ELBONIAN COMPETITORS.

BUT THAT'S JUST A GUESS.

I CAN'T UNHEAR THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Colluding with Elbonian Competitors"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's project being in chaos, which he attributes to colluding with Elbonian competitors. However, he is unable to provide specific details about this alleged collaboration. The strip humorously highlights the absurdity of Dilbert's situation and his inability to articulate the nature of the problem.

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