Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th June 2017

Dilbert//10303, first published nine years ago on Friday 30th June 2017

Asok Uses An Algorithm

Tags

office workers, cubicle, popularity, algorithm, decision

Official transcript

Asok: After the office redesign, you will be in the cubicle nearest our pointy-haired boss. Man: How did you decide on that? Asok: I used an algorithm. Man: Is the algorithm that you hate me? Asok: And you have never studied martial arts.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AFTER THE OFFICE REDESIGN, YOU WILL BE IN THE CUBICLE NEAREST OUR POINTY- HAIRED BOSS.

HOW DID YOU DECIDE ON THAT?

I USED AN ALGORITHM.

IS THE ALGORITHM THAT YOU HATE ME?

AND YOU HAVE NEVER STUDIED MARTIAL ARTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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