Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 30th June 2017

Dilbert//10303, first published nine years ago on Friday 30th June 2017

Asok Uses An Algorithm

Tags

office workers, cubicle, popularity, algorithm, decision

Official transcript

Asok: After the office redesign, you will be in the cubicle nearest our pointy-haired boss. Man: How did you decide on that? Asok: I used an algorithm. Man: Is the algorithm that you hate me? Asok: And you have never studied martial arts.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AFTER THE OFFICE REDESIGN, YOU WILL BE IN THE CUBICLE NEAREST OUR POINTY- HAIRED BOSS.

HOW DID YOU DECIDE ON THAT?

I USED AN ALGORITHM.

IS THE ALGORITHM THAT YOU HATE ME?

AND YOU HAVE NEVER STUDIED MARTIAL ARTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Algorithm That You Hate"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between a man and his boss. The man is unhappy with his job and decides to use an algorithm to redesign the office cubicle. However, his boss is not pleased with the result and questions the man's hatred for the algorithm. The man reveals that he has never studied martial arts, implying that he is not capable of creating a well-designed algorithm. The boss is unimpressed and orders the man to redo the cubicle design.

Key Points:

• The man is unhappy with his job and decides to use an algorithm to redesign the office cubicle.
• The boss is not pleased with the result and questions the man's hatred for the algorithm.
• The man reveals that he has never studied martial arts, implying that he is not capable of creating a well-designed algorithm.
• The boss orders the man to redo the cubicle design.

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