Back to today

Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 4th July 2017

Dilbert//10307, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 4th July 2017

Immersive Vr Employee Is Creepy


Tags

reality, virtual reality, vr, sanity, hallucination, fantasy, imagination, therapy, psychology


Official transcript

Dilbert: We hired an immersive VR employee and it's freaking me out. I can only see him when I wear my VR goggles. I feel as if he's always watching me. Doctor: Sounds like you're crazy. I can fix that with a prescription cocktail that will turn you into an entirely new person. Kevin: Run.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE HIRED AN IMMERSIVE VR EMPLOYEE AND IT'S FREAKING ME OUT.

I CAN ONLY SEE HIM WHEN I WEAR MY VR GOGGLES. I FEEL AS IF HE'S ALWAYS WATCHING ME.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE CRAZY. I CAN FIX THAT WITH A PRESCRIPTION COCKTAIL THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO AN ENTIRELY NEW PERSON RUN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.

Jokes and Humour