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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 6th July 2017

Dilbert//10309, first published nine years ago on Thursday 6th July 2017

Asok Can't Take Immersive Vr Seat


Tags

virtual reality, vr, reality, physical, illusion


Official transcript

Boss: That seat is taken by Kevin, our new immersive VR employee. Asok: But... I'm a physical person. Boss: Did you just insult Kevin's corporeal identity? Asok: I don't see how that's a problem. Kevin: I can't work in this hostile environment.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THAT SEAT IS TAKEN BY KEVIN, OUR NEW IMMERSIVE VR EMPLOYEE.

BUT...

I'M A PHYSICAL PERSON.

DID YOU JUST INSULT KEVIN'S CORPOREAL IDENTITY?

I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S A PROBLEM.

I CAN T WORK IN THIS HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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