Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 16th July 2017

Dilbert//10319, first published nine years ago on Sunday 16th July 2017

Tags

help, group project, dependability, failure, psychic, prediction

Official transcript

Dilbert: I need your feedback on my PowerPoint deck before Tuesday. Man: I'll do that on Monday night. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! It's a trap! You are notoriously undependable. The odds of you working on a Monday night are terrible. If I don't get your input on time, you will make a fool out of me in the meeting. I'll stay up all night Monday hoping to get your email. But that input will never come. I'll end up doing the presentation on no sleep. Then you will embarrass me during the presentation by pointing out the errors in my slides. Man: For a mind reader, you sure have a terrible life.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED YOUR FEEDBACK ON MY POWERPOINT DECK BEFORE TUESDAY.

I'LL DO THAT ON MONDAY NIGHT.

GAAA!!!

IT'S A TRAP!

YOU ARE NOTORIOUSLY UNDEPENDABLE. THE ODDS OF YOU WORKING ON A MONDAY NIGHT ARE TERRIBLE.

IF I DON'T GET YOUR INPUT ON TIME, YOU WILL MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME IN THE MEETING.

I'LL STAY UP ALL NIGHT MONDAY HOPING TO GET YOUR EMAIL.

BUT THAT INPUT WILL NEVER COME. I'LL END UP DOING THE PRESENTATION ON NO SLEEP.

THEN YOU WILL EMBARRASS ME DURING THE PRESENTATION BY POINTING OUT THE ERRORS IN MY SLIDES.

FOR A MIND READER, YOU SURE HAVE A TERRIBLE LIFE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Monday Night Trap"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Scott Adams, on a Monday evening. The boss asks Dilbert to stay up all night preparing a presentation, promising that the input will never come and he'll end up doing the presentation on no sleep. Dilbert is hesitant but agrees to do it. However, when he presents the next day, he points out errors in his slides, and the boss is embarrassed. The boss then implies that Dilbert is a "mind reader" and has a terrible life. The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the boss's unrealistic expectations.

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