Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 18th July 2017

Dilbert//10321, first published nine years ago on Tuesday 18th July 2017

Ted Promoted To Software Architect

Tags

manager, promotion, intelligence, logic, obliviousness

Official transcript

Boss: I promoted Ted to software architect because he doesn't know how to code. At first I thought it was a bad idea. Then I remembered that sometimes monkeys are astronauts. Dilbert: You know the monkeys don't fly the rocket, right? Boss: And Ted won't be writing code.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I PROMOTED TED TO SOFTWARE ARCHITECT BECAUSE HE DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CODE.

AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS A BAD IDEA.

THEN I REMEMBERED THAT SOMETIMES MONKEYS ARE ASTRONAUTS YOU KNOW THE MONKEYS DONT FLY THE ROCKET, RIGHT?

AND TED WONT BE WRITING CODE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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