Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 31st July 2017

Dilbert//10334, first published nine years ago on Monday 31st July 2017

Scientists Confirm We Are Simulations

Tags

reality, simulation, aliens, alternate universe, perception

Official transcript

News: Scientists confirmed that our reality is actually a software simulation created by an advanced civilization. Dilbert: That makes no sense unless the advanced civilization is a bunch of psychopaths who like to see us suffer. Catbert1: One of the idiots in our simulation is insulting us. Catbert2: I'm going to break his phone screen.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SCIENTISTS CONFIRMED THAT OUR REALITY IS ACTUALLY A SOFTWARE SIMULATION CREATED BY AN ADVANCED CIVILIZATION THAT MAKES NO SENSE UNLESS THE ADVANCED CIVILIZATION IS A BUNCH OF PSYCHOPATHS WHO LIKE TO SEE US SUFFER.

ONE OF THE IDIOTS IN OUR SIMULATION IS INSULTING US I'M GOING TO BREAK HIS PHONE SCREEN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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