Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd August 2017

Dilbert//10337, first published nine years ago on Thursday 3rd August 2017

Does Nothing Useful

Tags

work ethic, meaning, meaningless, motivation, laziness

Official transcript

Dilbert: All I did today was create a bunch of PowerPoint slides that no one will understand. But I got paid the same as if I had done something useful. Is this the first stage of becoming you? Wally: If you're lucky.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL I DID TODAY WAS CREATE A BUNCH OF POWERPOINT SLIDES THAT NO ONE WILL UNDERSTAND.

BUT I GOT PAID THE SAME AS IF I HAD DONE SOMETHING USEFUL.

IS THIS THE FIRST STAGE OF BECOMING YOU?

IF YOU'RE LUCKY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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