Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th August 2017

Dilbert//10343, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 9th August 2017

Contradicting Himself

Tags

surveillance, managing, proof, body cam, camera, recording

Official transcript

Dilbert: According to my employee body cam playback, you contradicted yourself eleven times today. Boss: Your stupid body cam is interfering with my ability to manage. Dilbert: By "manage,"

do you mean contradicting yourself and later denying it? Boss: I don't not mean that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ACCORDING TO MY EMPLOYEE BODY CAM PLAYBACK, YOU CONTRADICTED YOURSELF ELEVEN TIMES TODAY.

YOUR STUPID BODY CAM IS INTERFERING WITH MY ABILITY TO MANAGE.

BY "MANAGE," DO YOU MEAN CONTRADICTING YOURSELF AND LATER DENYING IT?

I DONT NOT MEAN THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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