Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th August 2017
Dilbert//10343, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 9th August 2017
Contradicting Himself
Tags
surveillance, managing, proof, body cam, camera, recording
Official transcript
Dilbert: According to my employee body cam playback, you contradicted yourself eleven times today. Boss: Your stupid body cam is interfering with my ability to manage. Dilbert: By "manage,"
do you mean contradicting yourself and later denying it? Boss: I don't not mean that.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
ACCORDING TO MY EMPLOYEE BODY CAM PLAYBACK, YOU CONTRADICTED YOURSELF ELEVEN TIMES TODAY.
YOUR STUPID BODY CAM IS INTERFERING WITH MY ABILITY TO MANAGE.
BY "MANAGE," DO YOU MEAN CONTRADICTING YOURSELF AND LATER DENYING IT?
I DONT NOT MEAN THAT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "By 'Manage,' Do You Mean Contradicting Yourself and Later Denying It?"
Summary:
The comic strip depicts a conversation between an employee and their body cam playback. The employee confronts the playback, accusing it of contradicting itself eleven times that day. The playback responds by asking if "manage" means contradicting oneself and later denying it. The employee is left confused, unable to provide a clear answer.
Key Points:
- The employee is frustrated with the body cam playback's contradictory statements.
- The playback questions the employee's understanding of the term "manage."
- The employee is unable to provide a clear answer, leaving the conversation unresolved.
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