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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th August 2017

Dilbert//10358, first published nine years ago on Thursday 24th August 2017

Rabies Warnings


Tags

warning, caution, safety, liability, rabies


Official transcript

Tina: Alice, can you review the product warning I wrote? Alice: "Don't start a fight with a rabid raccoon while using this product."

You have nineteen pages of rabies warnings. Tina: I was surprised at how many animals there are.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, CAN YOU REVIEW THE PRODUCT WARNING I WROTE?

"DON'T START A FIGHT WITH A RABID RACCOON WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT." YOU HAVE NINETEEN PAGES OF RABIES WARNINGS.

I WAS SURPRISED AT HOW MANY ANIMALS THERE ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Rabies Warning"

Summary:

The comic strip features Alice, who asks Dilbert to review a product warning. Dilbert is initially hesitant but agrees to do so. However, upon reading the warning, he becomes concerned about the number of rabies warnings and the presence of a rabid raccoon in the product. He expresses his surprise at the number of animals involved, which is 19 pages of rabies warnings. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the importance of thorough product testing.

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