Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th August 2017

Dilbert//10358, first published nine years ago on Thursday 24th August 2017

Rabies Warnings

Tags

warning, caution, safety, liability, rabies

Official transcript

Tina: Alice, can you review the product warning I wrote? Alice: "Don't start a fight with a rabid raccoon while using this product."

You have nineteen pages of rabies warnings. Tina: I was surprised at how many animals there are.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, CAN YOU REVIEW THE PRODUCT WARNING I WROTE?

"DON'T START A FIGHT WITH A RABID RACCOON WHILE USING THIS PRODUCT." YOU HAVE NINETEEN PAGES OF RABIES WARNINGS.

I WAS SURPRISED AT HOW MANY ANIMALS THERE ARE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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