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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th October 2017

Dilbert//10413, first published nine years ago on Wednesday 18th October 2017

Boss Doesn't Understand A Word Of It


Tags

presentation, rude, polite, etiquette, comprehension


Official transcript

Dilbert: And that's my presentation. What do you think? Boss: I didn't understand a word of it. Dilbert: You could have mentioned that an hour ago. Boss: Didn't want to rude.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AND THAT'S MY PRESENTATION.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF IT.

YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT AN HOUR AGO.

DIDN'T WANT TO BE RUDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Rude Awakening"

Summary:

  • A man is presenting to a group, but his presentation is incomprehensible.
  • He asks the audience if they understand, and they respond that they didn't.
  • The man is offended, accusing the audience of being rude.
  • The audience corrects him, explaining that they couldn't have understood him because he didn't speak clearly an hour ago.
  • The man is left feeling embarrassed and humiliated.

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