Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st October 2017

Dilbert//10416, first published nine years ago on Saturday 21st October 2017

Alice Says Dilbert Is Narcissistic

Tags

honesty, truth, diagnosis, opinion, free will, ai, artificial intelligence

Official transcript

Alice: Dilbert's problem is that he's a huge narcissist. Robot: You are not qualified to make that diagnosis and you cannot detect his inner thoughts. Alice: Open your access panel so I can fix your stupid opinion. Robot: Are you saying I don't have free will?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

'S PROBLEM IS THAT HE'S A HUGE NARCISSIST.

YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO MAKE THAT DIAG NOSIS AND YOU CANNOT DETECT HIS INNER THOUGHTS.

OPEN YOUR ACCESS PANEL SO I CAN FIX YOUR STUPID OPINION.

ARE YOU SAYING I DONT HAVE FREE WILL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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