Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st October 2017
Dilbert//10416, first published nine years ago on Saturday 21st October 2017
Alice Says Dilbert Is Narcissistic
Tags
honesty, truth, diagnosis, opinion, free will, ai, artificial intelligence
Official transcript
Alice: Dilbert's problem is that he's a huge narcissist. Robot: You are not qualified to make that diagnosis and you cannot detect his inner thoughts. Alice: Open your access panel so I can fix your stupid opinion. Robot: Are you saying I don't have free will?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
'S PROBLEM IS THAT HE'S A HUGE NARCISSIST.
YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED TO MAKE THAT DIAG NOSIS AND YOU CANNOT DETECT HIS INNER THOUGHTS.
OPEN YOUR ACCESS PANEL SO I CAN FIX YOUR STUPID OPINION.
ARE YOU SAYING I DONT HAVE FREE WILL?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Free Will"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with dark hair and a pink shirt, sitting at a desk. He is engaged in a conversation with a robot, which is represented by a gray machine with a screen and buttons.
- The robot states that Dilbert is a huge narcissist, prompting Dilbert to respond that he is not qualified to make such a diagnosis and cannot detect his inner thoughts.
- The robot then asks if Dilbert is saying he doesn't have free will, to which Dilbert replies, "Open your access panel so I can fix your stupid opinion."
- The robot responds by asking if Dilbert is saying he doesn't have free will, leading to a humorous exchange between the two characters.
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