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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th December 2017

Dilbert//10467, first published nine years ago on Monday 11th December 2017

Boss Counts Cards


Tags

gambling, gambler, card counting, blackjack, poker, cards


Official transcript

Boss: I've decided to become a professional gambler on the side. Dilbert: Sounds risky. Boss: Nah. I'm teaching myself to count cards. 50...51...51...53! Nailed it again!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE DECIDED TO BECOME A PROFESSIONAL GAMBLER ON THE SIDE.

SOUNDS RISKY.

NAH. I'M TEACHING MYSELF TO COUNT CARDS.

50.51.52.53!

NAILED IT AGAIN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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