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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th January 2018

Dilbert//10504, first published eight years ago on Wednesday 17th January 2018

Asok Upgrades His Soul


Tags

actions, beliefs, empty life, hilarious, legacy souls, social media, dopamine, delivery systems, technology


Official transcript

Asok: I used to have a traditional soul, but I upgraded it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I USED TO HAVE A TRADITIONAL SOUL, BUT I UPGRADED IT.

NOW I LET THE MAJOR SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANIES CONTROL MY BELIEFS AND ACTIONS THROUGH THEIR DOPAMINE DELIVERY SYSTEMS.

THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN EMPTY LIFE.

YOU OLD - TIMERS WITH YOUR LEGACY SOULS ARE HILARIOUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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