Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st February 2018

Dilbert//10519, first published eight years ago on Thursday 1st February 2018

Won't Kill

Tags

morals, ethics, self-driving cars, murder

Official transcript

Boss: Can you program our self-driving car prototype to drive Ted off a bridge so I don't have to fire him? Dilbert: Just because I have the power to kill a person and leave no evidence whatsoever doesn't meal I'll do it. Boss: He says he won't kill anyone. Alice: Crud! Asok: Shoot! Carol: Dang!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU PROGRAM OUR SELF-DRIVING CAR PROTOTYPE TO DRIVE TED OFF A BRIDGE SO I DON'T HAVE TO FIRE HIM?

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER TO KILL A PERSON AND LEAVE NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER DOESN'T MEAN I'LL DO IT.

HE SAYS HE WON'T KILL ANYONE.

CRUD!

SHOOT!

DANG!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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