Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 4th February 2018

Dilbert//10522, first published eight years ago on Sunday 4th February 2018

Tags

my value, new assignments, projects, slow walker, rivals in management

Official transcript

The Boss: Wally, Im promoting you to the position of slow walker.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I'M PROMOTING YOU TO THE POSITION OF SLOW-WALKER I AM ALMOST CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT THAT ENTAILS.

I'LL BE GIVING YOU ALL THE ASSIGNMENTS THAT COULD MAKE MY RIVALS IN MANAGEMENT SUCCESSFUL.

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SLOW-WALK THOSE PROJECTS UNTIL THEY DIE FROM LACK OF ENERGY.

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU RECOGNIZED MY VALUE.

IVE BEEN PREPARING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL OF MY LIFE.

MEET ME IN MY OFFICE IN TEN MINUTES FOR YOUR NEW ASSIGNMENTS.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TWO HOURS AGO.

IS IT TOO SOON TO ASK FOR A RAISE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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