Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th February 2018

Dilbert//10529, first published eight years ago on Sunday 11th February 2018

Tags

hazmat suit, harrass, wear suit, harrasment, offcie, prevention, dressed up, human resources, inappropriate delivery, business

Official transcript

The Boss: Dilbert, I need you to wear this harazzmat suit when you meet with Tina.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DILBERT, I NEED YOU TO WEAR THIS HARAZZMAT SUIT WHEN YOU MEET WITH TINA.

TINA WILL ALSO BE WEARING A HARAZZMAT SUIT.

THE SUITS WILL PREVENT YOU FROM TRYING TO HARASS EACH OTHER.

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY.

A RADIO INSIDE THE SUIT WILL TRANSMIT YOUR WORDS TO OUR HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT.

HUMAN RESOURCES WILL SCRUB YOUR SENTENCES OF ANY INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BEFORE DELIVERY.

DO YOU WEAR A HARAZZMAT SUIT WHEN YOU TALK TO TINA PRIVATELY?

NO, BUT SHE WEARS THREE OF THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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