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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th February 2018

Dilbert//10529, first published eight years ago on Sunday 11th February 2018


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hazmat suit, harrass, wear suit, harrasment, offcie, prevention, dressed up, human resources, inappropriate delivery, business


Official transcript

The Boss: Dilbert, I need you to wear this harazzmat suit when you meet with Tina.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DILBERT, I NEED YOU TO WEAR THIS HARAZZMAT SUIT WHEN YOU MEET WITH TINA.

TINA WILL ALSO BE WEARING A HARAZZMAT SUIT.

THE SUITS WILL PREVENT YOU FROM TRYING TO HARASS EACH OTHER.

YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY.

A RADIO INSIDE THE SUIT WILL TRANSMIT YOUR WORDS TO OUR HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT.

HUMAN RESOURCES WILL SCRUB YOUR SENTENCES OF ANY INAPPROPRIATE CONTENT BEFORE DELIVERY.

DO YOU WEAR A HARAZZMAT SUIT WHEN YOU TALK TO TINA PRIVATELY?

NO, BUT SHE WEARS THREE OF THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Harazzmat Suit"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and critiques of corporate culture. In this strip, Dilbert is instructed to wear a "Harazzmat suit" when meeting with Tina, who is also required to wear one. The suits are designed to prevent harassment by scrubbing sentences of any inappropriate content before delivery.

However, when Dilbert asks if he needs to wear the suit when talking to Tina privately, the response is that he won't be able to speak directly. This leads to a humorous exchange where Dilbert questions the effectiveness of the suits and the department's ability to transmit his words without human intervention.

The comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of corporate policies and the challenges of effective communication in a bureaucratic setting. It highlights the difficulties of navigating complex rules and regulations while maintaining a sense of humor and wit.

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