Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st March 2018

Dilbert//10547, first published eight years ago on Thursday 1st March 2018

Optimal Meeting Density

Tags

laziness, excuses, excuse, meeting, meetings, powerpoint, business

Official transcript

Wally: We've achieved optimal meeting density. We have so many meetings that I can avoid all of them by saying I have another meeting at the same time. Man: While you're here, can you review my slide deck? Wally: I'd love to, but I have fifty slide decks ahead of you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE VE ACHIEVED OPTIMAL MEETING DENSITY.

WE HAVE SO MANY MEETINGS THAT I CAN AVOID ALL OF THEM BY SAYING I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING AT THE SAME TIME.

WHILE YOU'RE HERE, CAN YOU REVIEW MY SLIDE DECK?

I'D LOVE TO, BUT I HAVE FIFTY SLIDE DECKS AHEAD OF YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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