Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 2nd April 2018

Dilbert//10579, first published eight years ago on Monday 2nd April 2018

Spare Time

Tags

time, help, rudeness

Official transcript

Man: Do you have some spare time to help me on my project? Dilbert: There's no such thing as spare time. There is only you inconveniencing me for your own selfish benefit. Man: You're being rude. Dilbert: Stop blaming the victim.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE SOME SPARE TIME TO HELP ME ON MY PROJECT?

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS SPARE TIME.

THERE IS ONLY YOU INCONVENIENCING ME FOR YOUR OWN SELFISH BENEFIT.

YOU'RE BEING RUDE.

STOP BLAMING THE VICTIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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