Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 8th April 2018

Dilbert//10585, first published eight years ago on Sunday 8th April 2018

Tags

surveillance, spying, technology, lying, caught, busted, guilt, proof

Official transcript

Dilbert: Why didn't you answer my email? Boss: I didn't get it. Dilbert: My lie-detector app detected stress in your voice. I checked your email history on the server, and it confirms you opened my email. Boss: That could have been a hacker with my password. Dilbert: I'm checking the security camera footage for your office at that time. And there you are opening my email. Now will you admit you got my email? Boss: I'm seriously considering it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN'T YOU ANSWER MY EMAIL?

I DIDN'T GET IT.

MY LIE -DETECTOR APP DETECTED STRESS IN YOUR VOICE.

I CHECKED YOUR EMAIL HISTORY ON THE SERVER AND IT CONFIRMS YOU OPENED MY EMAIL.

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN A HACKER WITH MY PASSWORD.

I'M CHECKING THE SECURITY CAMERA FOOTAGE FOR YOUR OFFICE AT THAT TIME.

AND THERE YOU ARE OPENING MY EMAIL.

NOW WILL YOU ADMIT YOU GOT MY EMAIL?

I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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