Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th April 2018

Dilbert//10590, first published eight years ago on Friday 13th April 2018

Exactly What Guilty People Say

Tags

conspiracy, accusation, guilt, innocence, logic, rumor

Official transcript

Narrator: How conspiracy theories happen... Carol: Alice says you deleted her files on the server. Dilbert: That didn't happen. She's nuts. Carol: Ha! You wouldn't be so angry if it weren't true. Dilbert: What? That doesn't even make sense. Carol: That's exactly what guilty people say. Narrator: Continued...

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW CONSPIRACY THEORIES HAPPEN ALICE SAYS YOU DELETED HER FILES ON THE SERVER.

THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

SHE'S NUTS HA! YOU WOULDN'T BE SO ANGRY IF IT WEREN'T TRUE.

WHAT?

THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GUILTY PEOPLE SAY.

CONTINUED..

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