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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 11th May 2018

Dilbert//10618, first published eight years ago on Friday 11th May 2018

Already Tried That Plan


Tags

disagreement, argument, opposites, conflict


Official transcript

Dilbert: We tried that plan already and it didn't work. Boss: Stop living in the past. Dilbert: Stop refusing to learn from experience. Boss: Wait... why do we both sound right? Dilbert; I don't know. It's freaking me out a little.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE TRIED THAT PLAN ALREADY AND IT DIDN'T WORK.

STOP LIVING IN THE PAST.

STOP REFUSING TO LEARN FROM EXPERIENCE.

WAIT...

WHY DO WE BOTH SOUND RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S FREAKING ME OUT A LITTLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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