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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th May 2018

Dilbert//10626, first published eight years ago on Saturday 19th May 2018

We Are Family


Tags

business, family, relationships, parents, leadership


Official transcript

Boss: I think of all of you as family. Wally: That's dumb. Boss: You'll never amount to anything. Wally: Mommy?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I THINK OF ALL OF YOU AS FAMILY.

THAT'S DUMB.

YOU'LL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.

MOMMY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Family Ties"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a family dinner, where the father expresses his thoughts on his family. The conversation unfolds as follows:

  • The father says, "I think of all of you as family."
  • His son responds with, "That's dumb."
  • The father asks, "You'll never amount to anything, Mommy?"

The comic strip humorously portrays the father's over-the-top reaction to his son's blunt assessment, highlighting the absurdity of his statement. The punchline is delivered through the father's unexpected and exaggerated response, which adds to the comedic effect.

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