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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th June 2018

Dilbert//10643, first published eight years ago on Tuesday 5th June 2018

Boiling An Ocean


Tags

compliment, backhanded compliment, insult, obliviousness


Official transcript

Dilbert: I told our boss his presentation had a low signal-to-noise ratio and he thought it was a compliment. Wally: I think you just invented my new favorite game. Working for you is like boiling an ocean. Boss: Thank you!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I TOLD OUR BOSS HIS PRESENTATION HAD A LOW SIGNAL - TO-NOISE RATIO AND HE THOUGHT IT WAS A COMPLIMENT.

I THINK YOU JUST INVENTED MY NEW FAVORITE GAME.

WORKING FOR YOU IS LIKE BOILING AN OCEAN.

THANK YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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