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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd July 2018

Dilbert//10691, first published eight years ago on Monday 23rd July 2018

Only Two Bad Choices


Tags

choice, choosing


Official transcript

Boss: We have only two choices, and both of them are bad. SO we'll do the only smart thing we can do in this situation. Dilbert: Choose the path that is least bad? Boss: I was going to say pick the path that hurts our enemies the most, but you're ruining it with your talking.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE HAVE ONLY TWO CHOICES, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE BAD.

SO WELL DO THE ONLY SMART THING WE CAN DO IN THIS SITUATION.

CHOOSE THE PATH THAT IS LEAST BAD?

I WAS GOING TO SAY PICK THE PATH THAT HURTS OUR ENEMIES THE MOST, BUT YOU'RE RUINING IT WITH YOUR TALKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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