Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd July 2018

Dilbert//10691, first published eight years ago on Monday 23rd July 2018

Only Two Bad Choices

Tags

choice, choosing

Official transcript

Boss: We have only two choices, and both of them are bad. SO we'll do the only smart thing we can do in this situation. Dilbert: Choose the path that is least bad? Boss: I was going to say pick the path that hurts our enemies the most, but you're ruining it with your talking.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE ONLY TWO CHOICES, AND BOTH OF THEM ARE BAD.

SO WELL DO THE ONLY SMART THING WE CAN DO IN THIS SITUATION.

CHOOSE THE PATH THAT IS LEAST BAD?

I WAS GOING TO SAY PICK THE PATH THAT HURTS OUR ENEMIES THE MOST, BUT YOU'RE RUINING IT WITH YOUR TALKING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Only Smart Thing We Can Do"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert and his coworkers discussing a difficult decision.
• They are presented with two options, both of which are unfavorable.
• Dilbert suggests choosing the path that hurts their enemies the most, despite it being the least bad option.
• The coworkers are hesitant to follow Dilbert's advice, citing the negative consequences of their actions.
• The comic strip highlights the challenges of making difficult decisions and the importance of considering the potential outcomes.

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