Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th July 2018

Dilbert//10696, first published eight years ago on Saturday 28th July 2018

Haircut On Company Times

Tags

hair, haircut, time, break

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, do you have a minute? Wally: No. I have to get a haircut. Boss: You can't get a haircut on company time. Wally: I'm only cutting the hairs that grew on company time. Boss: How do you know which ones grew on company time? Wally: It's always hairs three and five.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

NO. I HAVE TO GET A HAIRCUT.

YOU CAN'T GET A HAIRCUT ON COMPANY TIME I'M ONLY CUTTING THE HAIRS THAT GREW ON COMPANY TIME.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONES GREW ON COMPANY TIME?

IT'S ALWAYS HAIRS THREE AND FIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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