Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th July 2018

Dilbert//10696, first published eight years ago on Saturday 28th July 2018

Haircut On Company Times

Tags

hair, haircut, time, break

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, do you have a minute? Wally: No. I have to get a haircut. Boss: You can't get a haircut on company time. Wally: I'm only cutting the hairs that grew on company time. Boss: How do you know which ones grew on company time? Wally: It's always hairs three and five.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE?

NO. I HAVE TO GET A HAIRCUT.

YOU CAN'T GET A HAIRCUT ON COMPANY TIME I'M ONLY CUTTING THE HAIRS THAT GREW ON COMPANY TIME.

HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH ONES GREW ON COMPANY TIME?

IT'S ALWAYS HAIRS THREE AND FIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Haircut on Company Time"

Summary:

The comic strip features Wally, a character from the popular "Dilbert" comic strip, engaging in a conversation with his coworker, Dilbert. The conversation revolves around the topic of haircuts and company time.

Key Points:

• Wally asks Dilbert if he has a minute, to which Dilbert responds that he doesn't have time for a haircut.
• Wally explains that he can't get a haircut on company time, as it's only for cutting hairs that grew on company time.
• Dilbert inquires about how Wally knows which ones grew on company time, and Wally responds that it's always hairs three and five.

Humor and Commentary:

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of company policies and the absurdity of trying to justify personal activities during work hours. The conversation between Wally and Dilbert is lighthearted and humorous, with a touch of sarcasm and wit. The comic strip comments on the common practice of employees finding ways to justify their personal activities during work hours, often using creative and humorous explanations.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.